If I had to take out Barney,this is how I'd do it...

The next topic is a chance for the kids to vent a little in a creative manner.I don't think I'd want to cross paths with any of them!Read on,you're in for a laugh.

Rory:
A step-by-step guide to killing Barney.

Step 1:I'll give his head a name.

Step 2:I'll give his suit a name.

Step 3:Snip his ankles so he cant move.

Step 4:Tie him up to a chair and slowly disfigure his face with a angle-grinder.

Step 5:Soak him in hydrochloric acid until nothing is left.

Morgana:

How I'd take out Barney:

Six words-
1.pepper spray
2.knuckle duster
3.baseball bat
4.scalpel
5.a bag
6.hill / river

Kyra:

How I would take out Barney-
1.Lure him into a dark room via a little boy.
2.Push him into a pool and see how fast he sinks.
3.Slit his toungue and pour salt in his mouth.
4.Cut his tail off and shove it down his throat.
5.Wrap him up in barbwire.
6.Hang him upside down until his head explodes.
7.Paint a picture with his blood.

Rikus:

If I could kill Barney how would I kill him-

I would wait until he starts to sing.Then I will take my sniper rifle and blow his brains out of his head.Then I will take my car and throw his body in the car.I will drive to a lake then.I'll take the body and throw it in the lake.Then there is no evidence.I'll start singing "...And there is no more purple dinsoaur."

Steven:

If I could kill Barney I would rig the set so when he is singing a sand-bag would fall on him and he would be knocked out.Then I'll put him in a car and put it by a car-smasher and he would be squished and his guts will be eaten by rats hahahaha.

Miguel:

How will I kill Barney...I make the ladder loose and faulty so when he sings his stupid song and will jump on the ladder...the ladder will break and Barney will fall and land on a nail with blood gushing everywhere then a little boy hits his head off with a baseball bat.Then we shove a grenade in his crippled ugly purple head...(the rest is a little too much for 'pg' reading).

Please feel free to comment:)